Mehhhh-moirs of a Lamb

Happy new year!!

2012-01-23T00:06:00.001+08:00

Chee ke Long tong qiang tong qiang!!

Happy new year! Huat ah!

Bucket lamb !!

2012-01-08T17:04:00.001+08:00

Hmmmph. Everyone says huihui is super cute in her stupid bucket shot. I also want a bucket photo. :((

Shitty dolph keeps saying I shd be in a hotpot foto instead.

I m cuter rite!!!

Angry burd lamb

2011-12-23T17:41:00.001+08:00

I dowanna be an angry bird :((

Why does mama insist on dressing me up as a bird :((

Mehhhhh-rry Xmas!

2011-12-04T19:47:00.001+08:00

Meeehhhhhh-rry Xmas!! Finally I get to wear my fav outfit again!

Yet another cutie pie pix of me

2011-11-27T23:49:00.001+08:00

Help!!

2011-10-07T07:20:00.001+08:00

Help!! 3 little froggies keep following me around in Bali!!!

Blue dolph, pink dolph, Eiffel tower and me

2011-09-18T20:03:00.001+08:00

Hiyo all!

Check out blue dolph and me and the Eiffel tower? Nai niang went to France and got me an Eiffel tower! Issnt she the best?

Anyway mama s leave is ending and we have to go back to work tmr. :(
Why can't money fall from the sky? Why must we work?!

Yesterday mama was being a bad mum again and ran off to Malaysia to play golf and left me alone at home. I was so scared tht I asked nai niang to come and protect me, she replied whether she can come over and eat me instead. Gee. I then went to hide in the oven cos the most dangerous place is the safest place! :))

Mama gg bonkers uploading my fotos

2011-09-15T23:15:00.001+08:00

Boy , mama really likes this blogger app... Nai niang , mama says these fotos are for u!!

Tmr we gg to creator por por s house!! We r so excited! She s gg to make po piah for us!!!!!!

Check out ah hui! She s slimmer cos she went for hair cut!!

New iPhone blogger app

2011-09-15T23:03:00.001+08:00

Hooray!!! There is a new app that allows us to upload easily from iPhone!!

Nai niang says tht I shd continue to upload and maintain my blog for my legion of lamb-fans! Hehe.

We came back from Dubai Liao and I didn't manage to get eaten! Phew!!! It was 46 deg c over there.. Super duper hot.

Check out my part time job in Dubai being a bahhh-rista!

2011-06-18T21:46:00.002+08:00

WOW! i havent been here for a super mighty long time!!!

Since then, mama, nai niang and me have been on many porky lunches and feet massages.. :))

Mama and me are gg to Dubai for 2 mths in 3 weeks time.. its gg to be an adventure!! We cant wait!!! We'd post lots of photos!

2011-01-29T20:20:00.003+08:00

BOO!! Its ME! heheh mama's iphone 4 camera is very powerful! Can count on the hairs on my nose :)) Its gg to be the year of the rabbit soon!! yippee.. year of the tiger was a mighty scary one.. hopefully bunny year is gg to be a good yr for sheep. =))

Shd be lah.. rabbits are good frens of sheep!!

Check out the rabbits at starbucks! Mama says they are bears but they have long brown ears wad.. they're obviously rabbits. Mama says tht bbw thinks they are disgusting. =((((((((((((

Check out nai niang's present to us! Its a kitty in a peranakan outfit!! =)) We put it on our golf bag =)) Heheh... didja know kitty has a yellow nose???

Anyway mama passed the first test! Yippeeee to mama!!! Now we have to study very hard for the next 2 tests :( Wish us lotsa luck!!

2010-12-04T21:37:00.000+08:00

2010-12-04T21:35:00.001+08:00

Hiyo!! there is a campaign against child violence on facebook and everyone has to change his profile to a cartoon from their childhood!! :) Mama changed hers to pound puppies =) I hope pple stop beating me up :(

2010-11-28T16:07:00.002+08:00

yoooohooooo everyone its me!

Me and mama just returned from our 2 week expedition in China!! We went to Nanjing, beijing, shanghai and hangzhou! =))) I accidentally caused mama to lose her iphone cos she was taking a photo of me drinking coffee in the hangzhou cab. :((( Mama had to spend 1000 buckaroos to replace the old fon. =(((

Anyway we both miss nai niang very much cos nai niang has left shell liao :((( Wonder if she left because of me?

Anyway i survived another yr!!! Heard a goat ran away during Haji and was found on the highway.. i bet that he was sent to the petting zoo!! (Disney ending..)

The new iphone4 is pretty fun... I am the first photo on mama's new iphone ! =))

2010-08-29T14:31:00.003+08:00

Hello everyone!

Its me, the cutest little lamb in the entire world! Mama has been busy with trading, sigh, poor me, neglected :(

Our life has been turned topsy turvey, we wake up early for hot yoga now! Mama has been inundated by sudden tasks every week! So mighty scary... 1 week it was suddenly rushing for Platts conferences, drinks with the industry, golf, to operations tests and chinese tests..

Gee.... I've been such a poor neglected little baby. :(

2010-07-04T19:44:00.004+08:00

Hi everyone!!! Happy World Cup!!! :))

Germany won last nite and mama won back some shitloads of $$ from Big bad wolf! :) But mama is still in the red after shitty brazil and spain lost mama's $$ to BBW. *cry*

Mama and me are super duper busy these days cos we have moved to the District 10 condo at UE2... What a different world mama and me are in these days. Check out the fancy fon.. we dont really noe how to use it yet =((((((((

Its kinda scary in Trading and we miss Bkm and i even miss BBW kiaping my face. I was after all, the E&S mascot... now i am just sitting quietly on my post-it stack and studying ALL the time. Poor mama tho, mama is even more stressed than me. :(

Anyways, 1G2T has offered to gimme 38 RM to take a bus to KLCC so that she can treat me deep fried cheese balls. YuMMMMY. Mommmy, i wanna go to KLCC!!!!!! :(

I also cant wait for Nai niang to come back from Dubai so that i can bug her everyday like last time and i can roll around on her desk!! I hope nai niang is not chao tah! Wonder if she will buy a camel back for me :)

2010-06-17T11:42:00.002+08:00

Check it out!! Lookie lookie!!!!! I got macdonald vouchers from the Safety day! Yippeee... i cant wait to eat ham bao bao!!!!

Mama & me are moving office soon to trading!! Oh boy, oh boy! I am sitting diagonally opposite Nai niang! But then nai niang says that she will flush me down the toilet bowl if she sees my face ard 9E. But i guess she must be joking lah, she loves me so much, how will she flush me down the toillet bowl! =))))))))))))))

I cant wait to sit opposite nai niang again, i will paste lots of post its on her desk! I am sure she will love them!!

2010-06-13T13:19:00.002+08:00

HELLO everyone!! I is the happiest lamb in the entire world!

Check out all my presents from 1g2t and ggqq!!!!!! I have the giantest bottle of yakult in the world!! Ggqq said that if the yakult got warm, the bacteria in the yakult will wake up and bite me!! But then i not scared erh, i got more germs than the yakult bottle. hehehehehe..

Ggqq and 1g2t went to Japan and taiwan! I wish i could go with them! =((((((

Ggqq, i tell u something erh, i then wun bathe in the bath salts!!!!!

2010-05-10T20:55:00.002+08:00

*sigh*

*sniffle*

*trembling lower lip*

Mama didnt like my mothers day gift for her again.. which was the same that i give her every yr on Mother's day = a ton of pimples. She yelled at me n wanted to haul me to the bath but she decided it was easier to go for sk2 facial instead. :(

1g2t is now a umbrella wielding squirrel serial killer... hehehehe, i provided the murder weapon woh!!!!

2010-05-05T19:27:00.002+08:00

Sniff sniff... its squidy's last day at work today =((

She actually gave me a hug and i was quite nice to touch!!! Well she's gg to get lotsa good lambie karma now... hehehe...

i forgot to tell her i am covered with mama's pee chwee cos mama is having a cold and a runny nose. I hope its not H1N1 or hoof, hoof and mouth disease or something. =(((

Anyone wanna adopt me? I tink mama might drop dead soon. =(

2010-04-24T15:32:00.002+08:00

Hi everyone! Its me!!!

I am so tired.... anyway weiling told me that i would be a natural at telling lies because they dont call it pulling the wool over pple's eyes for nothing!! Hehehe woohoo!

Check out my E&S mascot status!!

2010-04-18T16:45:00.003+08:00

Hello everyone!! Its me, BB-zhai, Lam-pire Tan Yang Yang! hheheheehhehehe...

Mama joined true fitness after being banned at Pure yoga for 2 weeks, wehehe!! Yayyyy, we'd get to shift our schedules ard now to the East! parkway parade is the best!!!!

Hows everyone? Squidy still doesnt believe in being nice to me , while ggqq and 1g2t have got good lambie karma! ggqq strike toto, while 1g2t has got mighty good praises at work! Hah, while squidy has only gotten her tupperware stolen, Lamb Program dying on her and general bad karma all round. hehehehe

This is me peeping at Squidy during the day, hoping that she will be nice to me, which always doesnt happen. The other day, when she saw me peeping at her like this, she flicked me away like a pee sai. =((

This photo below is how Squidy looks like when she is mean to me.

2010-04-12T22:29:00.002+08:00

hehehehe.... CN grand mummy is the best =))

She said my teeth were mighty cute and that i was super duper cute. Take that, u shitty squidy. I will give all my good lambie karma to CN grandmama.

2010-04-11T14:23:00.006+08:00

Whahahaha hello everyone!!!!

I cursed mama to be banned at yoga for the next 2 weeks so that she will finally have time to update my bloggie. :))

See mama, when u ignore me, u will get fat!!!! Hmmmmph.

Wow its been a long time since we updated our bloggie woh.. since then i've had many adventures indeed!!!!

First of all, our adventures at the mighty atas Tatsuya!! Oolala, mama treated creator to a mighty expensive japanese lunch at Tatsuya on Good Friday!! If u have never seen a 145 SGD sushi platter, here it is... Tho mama thinks that the platter only costs 50 bucks, the rest was for its plane ticket to sgp. hehehe...

Check out my new friend from Dubai! Cammy the camel who brought me patchi chocolates!!!! On easter somemore... i donch believe in Easter bunnies anymore but Easter camels now!! Tho weiling, weijian and weebs said that these pictures remind them of Xi You Ji.. And that i am missing is a iron ring on my head and a staff. Woohoo! I am Sun Wu Kong!!

Check me out man!!! I am a LAM-pire!!!! heheehehheeheh

2010-02-20T20:50:00.001+08:00

Hi everyone!!

Happy tiger new year!! *meow*!!! (tiger cub mah)

Hee... this year is supposed to be a good year for little lambs! I cant wait!!

2010-02-02T21:03:00.003+08:00

Hi everyone, wah lau, Calyn wong is really a squid. She's been splattering ink at me and mama today!!! Luckily i siam-ed super fast and mama got most of the ink blotches. Geesh.

Anyway squidy wong has been offending me, the patron saint of the Lamb Program and the LP has been giving her shitty problems for like the past 3 weeks. wehehhe.. its been flooding her screen with error messages! wahahahahahha!

Anyway, 1g2t has been a squirrel super hero woh!! Solving the problems of squirrels all over... weheheheh... i need to get her a squirrel pesticide so that she will have time to play with me.. :)

Ggqq is missing. :'(

2010-01-29T22:05:00.003+08:00

Hello everybody!!!!!! Guess what! The Australian of the yr is called McGorry!! Wowweee.... i've got an international following! =)))

Anyway mama & me went to BKK with the Weis and boy, mama almost bought the whole of chatuchak and boots!!

Check out our fotos!

Anyway 1g2t is missing today... *sniffle* i wonder where she is?

Check out my hard hat!!

Check out my new Hello Kitty Diary that Calyn bought for me!!

Yummilicious Sharks Fin at Nam Sing at Bangkok!

Drowning in birds nest at Nam Sing at Bangkok!

2010-01-03T18:18:00.003+08:00

Hello everybody! Check out our homemade Mee Sua soup... =)))

We decided to run a food blog so that u guys could try out the recipes too! Lemme know what u think!! Mama & me typically cook vegetarian food when we're at home so that we can lead a healthy lifestyle!! :)))

We're also peasant cooks so we dunnoe what measurement this and measurement that... Anyway..

Mee Suah Soup Recipe:

Saute some garlic and onions
Once it starts to brown, add in water, 1 chicken stock cube, fish sauce, sasame oil, white pepper
Put in mee suah, tau pok, tau hu and veggies of ur choice
Boil the entire mixture in ur WMF pressure cooker (but of course...), it shd be ready in 5 mins.. Unless u're using a conventional cooker, then u gotta watch over it..
Voila!
Brown some garlic and ginger and drown it in fish sauce for dipping. :)) Enjoy!

2009-12-31T19:20:00.003+08:00

Desdragon is a piece of shit. He stabbed my nose (i found it) with his disgusting chopsticks that he used for sushi. .:(

Anyway i then dun wan to talk abt him. 1G2T is in town and she brought me pressies!! (& 2 noses!) I am sooo happy. She even defended me against the shitty desdragon when he stabbed my face with the chopsticks.

Anyway Happy New Year to all of u!!!

I am sure its gg to be a great 2010 for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *huggy hugs*

2009-12-26T22:46:00.003+08:00

Hello everybody!!

Mama & me have been shopping and shopping for stuff for the new house! :)))

We bought lots of stuff from WMF, L'occitane, Barang barang, Ikea!! Heheheh.... my pocket money is spent liao.. poor me. :((

Check out Mama's iphone application that can turn photos into Hello Kitty pictures! heheh!

2009-12-22T09:18:00.000+08:00

BOO!!!

2009-12-19T18:08:00.003+08:00

Hi everyone!!!

Mama made veggie curry today! We were thinking abt poh por por's curry during hatha 1 yoga today and mama decided that since por por por didnt make any curry, we would make it ourselves!!!

I helped mama to peel the potatos, cut the brinjal and mix the curry paste.. ok fine, i told mama what to do by reading off the website. hehe.

It was quite yummy!

I m so happy that 1g2t is coming down soon!! :))))

2009-12-15T21:17:00.002+08:00

*sigh*

Hi everyone. *sigh*

I am really a sad little lamb. Ggqq and Poh por por tot that i was a bear. Why? How? I always tot ggqq knew i was a lamb. *trembling lower lip*

*WAIL*

Anyway 1g2t is coming to town!!! Like santa!!! Dear Santa 1g2t, here is my xmas list!!

1. a nose

2. a tail

3. huggy hugs from everyone

4. a new outfit

5. lots of yummilicious veggies for me and me only

2009-11-29T18:56:00.003+08:00

Hello everyone!!!

I am a happy lamb because i had a bday BBQ celebration for me yesterday at Tito Pao's house! =))))

It all started with desdragon trying to beat the POSB contest thingy and winning 1 million and 3 donuts... so he gave me and mama 3 donuts.. We brought it to Tito Pao's house for my bday celebration. =)))

Anyway see desdragon's retribution... other people's cuppucino got heart shape one but Desdragon's one looks like someone's backside.

2009-11-26T23:19:00.002+08:00

Mama says that if anyone asks, i am a monkey. Dont give me away ok u meanos.

2009-11-23T22:48:00.002+08:00

Hello everyone!! Y'all forgot my bday!!

*cry*

Only Tito Pao told me "happy bday!!" & wanted to org a bday party for me!!! *sniffle* I am a celambrity!!! How could u guys forget!!

Even 1g2t rather go to the dentist than celebrate my bday with me. Wah lau!!

2009-11-22T17:50:00.003+08:00

Hello everyone!!!

Tomolo is my bday and i hope i get oodles and oodles of presents!! Because u all love me mah!!

GGQQ is in canada and i hope she brought back a live salmon for me... hehehehe then i can throw the fish at desdragon! =)

*yawn* I've been a really sleepy lamb lately, oops, i meant penguin.. becos i have been up late with mama and watching tv, dvds etc...

We went to the food expo yesterday!! It was really fun leh.. there was food from all over the world! Mama bought the taiwan instant or luah mee sua as well as 5 packs of sauces and condiments and they gave us free sambal belachan. yummy.. Tho it kinda goes against mama's "make from scratch" motto.

Oh well.. Anyway dun forget my bday tomolo y'all!

2009-10-28T13:06:00.002+08:00

Hello everyone!! Mama & me are organizing a contest!!

Vote for the best disguise for me for the next 2 mths going into Hari Raya Haji!! =))))

I hope K.Wong doesnt win again! :P

2009-10-21T21:27:00.005+08:00

Hello everyone!! I bet u missed me and my adventures!! Whoa, slow down everyone, i know u all want a piece of me but i belong to Mama! =))))

Anyway since like 2 mths ago, we moved back to Lor K!!!!! Mama and me were busy with the renovation of Lor K and i cant wait for u guys to see my new room. Its kinda sad tho... there are lots of other pple in my room too... Like kitty and her sister, doraemon etc.. so i just dun stay there and snuggle in bed with mama every night. =))

Moving house was so traumatic that we had to go on a holiday with the Pinoys!!

We just came back from Ha Long Bay, Hanoi, Vietnam!!!

Waking up in our own cove

We chartered our own private junk!!!! It was sooooo nice to wake up in the middle of the south china sea!! We even had our own private cove! Mama and the pinoys went kayaking and only Tito Pao told mama to bring me but she was too chicken and was scared that i was gg to drown. I was such a sad little lamb. i was sitting in the junk all by myself. =(((((

View from Hang Sung Sot (Amazing Caves)

Squid Hunting@ Night!

Mama and the pinoys went on a food trip in Hanoi! It was a miracle that they didnt get run over by any of the motocycles. scary leh. Here are the pictures!!

The original Cha Ca La Vong!!! Yummy!

Pho Bo @ Food street

Banh Cuon (Something like Chee Cheong Fun)

2009-08-31T13:56:00.002+08:00

Hi everyone!!

I am a brave explorer lamb!!! Check out my explorer scarf (from Miffy)! I went to Angkor Wat with mama and her pinoy friends over the weekend! It was damn fun! But super duper hot. Mama is sooooo inconsiderate to make me wear winter clothes and an overall to explore Siem Reap lor. Wah lau.. i was melting and throwing tantrums to mama.

Anyway Angkor Wat at sunrise is soooooo beautiful! =))

Check out this craving at Angkor Wat, its about 2 monkeys fighting! I wonder why mama made me take a photo with this carving.

Ta Phrom is even more beautiful than Angkor Wat leh, its about this temple that was left to ruins and nature completely overtook the temples! Our tour guide was telling us how the trees grew into the walls etc was by the bird dropping the seeds onto the roof of the stone temples and the trees just grew from there. Shitty birds. Destroying temples and all.

Mama almost fell to her death at Ta keo, and somemore the easy one up! Anyway i am so glad that i didnt get kidnapped in Cambodia leh. 1G2T keeps saying i look like 1 of the locals. Hmph.

2009-08-23T10:03:00.002+08:00

Harlow everyone!! Check out my new clothes!!! Yesterday we went to ggqq's house to visit her!! Poh Por Por is soooo nice, she gave me curry and BREAD when ggqq not looking u noe... Ggqq still hiam want to give me bread crumbs only... Poh Por Por looks like an empress u noe...

Ggqq is feeling better liao! I am so happy!! :))

2009-07-25T21:17:00.000+08:00

hello everyone...

I am a sad sad lamb. Ggqq is sick and mama and me are worried sick abt Ggqq... We hope that she recovers soon and that she will be able to do lots of stuff with us... :((((

Anyway 1G2T is reallie mean, she's been calling me names! And telling mama to make me do maths homework. I hate maths!! Mama got her voice back already and has been yelling at me again:(

Anyway we went out with Creator and Creator family yesterday for dinner at Wo Peng restaurant at Mcpherson Road... Its a yummmmmmilicious place!!! I hope that creator will bring mama and me there again!!! After that we went to play mj and mama finally got out of her losing streak. Hehehhehe!! Hope that we can play MJ again soon :)))

We're moving back to Lor K soon!!!! Now mama is busy to find contractors to renovate our Lor K... We will have a revamped lamb home soon! :))

2009-07-13T21:37:00.003+08:00

GGQQ!! Look at the bus ticket u got for me!!

Heheh there's a sleeping lion dreaming of sheep! Kinda scary actually u noe... what if the lion wakes up and bites my backside? =((

Ggqq got this from a bus! Quite cool huh, i didnt know buses gave out things like this... Anyway mama needs this now, she's so busy!! By the way, mama was very upset when she saw me climbing onto the letter holder to pose with GGQQ's bus ticket!! Lookit me!! No harness!! Mama's big boss would be very upset cos its Safety Day in shell u noe...

Anyway mama is busy with her Margin Variance Analysis. Arent i smartie pie lamb! I know what's MVA ok, dont play play!!

Desdragon has gone to Japan, i wonder why... I hope he bring back Kitty! Weiling also just came back from Japan WITHOUT kitty. WEILING! ARE U READING THIS!??!!?!? I hope a pimple plague comes to u! I SPECIFICALLY TOLD U TO BRING KITTY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SCREAM* *CRY*WAIL*

2009-06-28T18:26:00.004+08:00

Hello everyone!!!

Guess who?? Its me of cos!! =))

GGQQ says she got me a present from a bus, i wonder what is it.. i think its a bus ticket u noe. =((

Anyway 1g2t got me a grandfather clock pendulum from Phnom Penh. I was kind of disappointed and was hoping that i would get some Amok fishies.

Anyway mama and me are reallie tired these days...

2009-06-16T22:16:00.002+08:00

Hi everyone..

I need to tell u all something terrible. My molester is back in Bukom and he stuffed me into a drawer when mama wasnt looking and i smelt of drawer when she found me 2 hours later. TCS, i hope that ggqq tells ggweewee to tell Apple to forever charge u a premium on Macbooks.

Anyway i'm really tired, luckily ggqq bought us American ginseng tea leh!! I am now such a super strong boy! Plus drinking the herbal tea for clearing up toxins and for good complexion. I am such a healthy lamb... =))

1g2T is in Cambodia and eating many Amok fishes and Amok prawns.. hmmm... Maybe i shd tell mama to cook that for dinner again.. =))

Mama has been learning to cook!! Especially healthy meals for me, like Yong Tau Foo!! The best freshly made YTF is from Marine Parade NTUC for $6 for 20 pieces!! hehehe memmmmerrrr..... Desdragon was in PP on sunday too but he was gobbling up steamboat =(

Anyway my french girlfriend, meow-meow, is gg back to France this weekend, she says that she will try to buy me a Louis Vuitton or a Yves Saint Laurent beret for me... hehehe =)))) Come back soon, meow-meow!!

2009-06-03T12:04:00.003+08:00

Hello everyone!!! I love Yakult !! I hope that mama and all of her friends buy me Yakult everyday. 1G2T says that Yakult is full of bacteria and if i run out of Yakult, i shd go to the DNB in the refinery to drink the bacteria there. I wonder if mama can bring me there soon.

I'm so sleepy.

2009-06-01T09:05:00.001+08:00

Hello everyone! Arent i a hemsem boy???

This post is specially for Weiling! I hope that she will get all As + distinctions! Hope that she doesnt get any misprint of any exam papers or sore eyes or food poisoning etc etc!!

Now that u have the blessings of the lamb, may the force be with u!

2009-05-28T14:23:00.003+08:00

Hello everyone! its me! I'm free as a little lamb...

Mama is now doing a new job which comprises nothing much more than making techs' lives miserable, making up numbers to keep everyone happy and doing something called MVA that is literally looking back in regret.

Anyway i am now helping mama since she's been quite busy and my job consists of taking inquiries from people who wish to ask mama questions and i have to filter them all. Most of the time the conversation goes like this:

Me: What do you want?

Tech: I need some economic justification for my project.

Me: Is this important?

Tech: yes.

Me: Ok, take a number, I will call u when Mama is done.

*sweeps issues under carpet*

Hehhehe.... I am such a good employee, mama and me will get IPF 2.0 this year. =)))))

Anyway my molester (TCS) is back in Bkm and i am terrified of him. =((

2009-05-14T22:20:00.003+08:00

*Sob*

I gave mama a pimple for Mother's day and she grounded me and threw me into the bath!! How could she!! And took photos of me!! But as Weiling says, i shd tell everyone that this is exactly like what the Japanese SMAP guy said, its not a crime to be naked!!!

heheh... Anyway i didnt enjoy my sabun party cos mama told everyone i took a bath and 1g2t was laughing at me. =((

2009-04-14T22:40:00.002+08:00

Weeeeeeeeeee................ I'm headed to Japan this Friday!!!

I cant wait to see Hello Kitty and her father, mother, brother, sister, uncle, aunties, grandfather, grandmother and ALL their friends along with badbatz, My melody, and everyone pink at Sanrio Puroland!!! Mama says she's abit worried that i like Sanrio Puroland so much. But................... everyone loves an entrepreneur right? Look at how rich Kitty is!! She even has a theme park. I mean, this time, i am SO gg to be talent spotted right? Next time all regular visitors to my bloggie will get a free pass to Kawaii Gorry Kuchikuchi Koo Park! I will hire Desdragon to be the theme park mascot and he gets to dress up as ME!

Anyway we're gg to Nikko, Nagoya, Kyoto, Hiroshima, Tokyo and Yokohama!! I cant wait!! We'd take lots of pictures and post it!!

2009-04-09T12:20:00.002+08:00

Hi everyone! I am trying yet another nose for fun!!!!! Do u think this colour makes my butt look big??

2009-04-06T16:05:00.002+08:00

Hello everyone!

Check it out!Look at my new nose!! I lost my nose, everyone says i got no nose and i tried to scrub my face with a toothbrush but i still couldnt find it. So mama decided that i would get a new nose and here it is!

HAhahaah!

2009-03-23T19:31:00.003+08:00

Hello everyone!!

Its been a reallie long time since i updated this bloggie!! Mama and me have been busy moving house, learning Thai and baby BIL amongst other things!!!

We have moved to the city to be city sheep!!! Everyone says there's lots of gorries in the street near us and i wonder why they say that. =((

Anyway Desdragon and ggqq have been away for a very long time cos they have been travelling ard and stuff. Desdragon bought/brought Snowy back for mama. Everyone says she is Nai Niang's baby becos she has dimples. Will upload a photo soon for u all... U noe, nowadays i am oblivious to Desdragon buying baby lambs for mommy to dilute mommy's love for me. I'm irreplaceable u noe.. Ggqq says that i am naa-rak maak maak ok!

Sabaidee kha!!! Phom bpen naa-rak maak maak gup keang maak maak! Khun rak phom mai dai kap??

Here is Snowy LIm Shi Yang!!

2009-02-18T23:20:00.002+08:00

Hello everyone!!! Sabaaidee krap??

Mama and me are learning thai with GGQQ!!!! Hee... Phom keng maak maak, khowjai mai?

Heheheh...

I havent been writing lately cos mama and me have been so tired pretending to run the lamb program. =(

Anyway its been doom and gloom throughout the world and I still havent found a job to support my mommy yet. I can do my part to reduce cost for Mommy tho by not bathing and changing clothes. It helps to save the environment too u noe!

Anyway Anne's house is almost ready and i 've gone there twice! I cant wait to show u my corner... :)

2009-01-26T20:51:00.002+08:00

Hello everyone!

新年快乐！万事如意！天天漂亮！！ The last one is for mommy & me actually! Anyway Year of the ox is a bad year for me and mommy u noe, cos we fan tai sui or something like that. I need a big bat to protect myself. =(((

Lookit me, we went to Cate's house @ The Metz and i met a lion there and she kept insisting on bringing out lions to meet me. She says her zodiac sign is lion and therefore she has lots of lions. Whoooppeee for me.

Anyway mama has been real busy lately u noe, the Lamb Program that she is doing, otherwise known as Baby BIL has lots of issues and poor mama's computer has been used to screen up Baby BIL's results for the past 2 weeks. I cant send email to GGQQ, DEsdragon and Anne!!! I am so scared that they will forget me.

=(((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Anyway we met cousin auntie at por por por por's house today and she's scaring me again with all her swearing. =(

2009-01-18T16:33:00.004+08:00

Hello everyone... *sniffle* guess who is this. =((((

I was in an accident on Thursday. I was gg to give Shirley Wirley a kiss on the cheek and she smashed my face. She claims it was self defence and her reflexes from learning kick boxing. Why!?!?!? Why would anyone smash my face??? My future as a potential model is going to be ruined u noe. =(((

Why would u smash my face!!!! *sniffle*

Anyway i am feeling better now in case anyone is worried about me and i hope to be taking more fotos when my face recovers. I accept all well wishes and hampers.

Anyway desdragon is awfully bored at home. Hope he is reading the winebook i gave him. *tee hee hee*

2009-01-07T21:33:00.001+08:00

Hello everyone...

Mama is addicted to the Wii crazy rabbit game, Rayman!!!! Its blardee hilarious!!!! :)))))

Hope that Desdragon will buy us a Nintendo Wii!! :))

hee....

2008-12-28T19:07:00.002+08:00

*SOB* *WAIL* *CRY*

Mama lost 10 bucks at mahjong yesterday in spite of Weiling bao-ing mommy once and mama getting a 5 台自摸. Mama says that she needs to take my Xmas pressie of 10 bucks from Por Por and keep it in the sheep bank. But i dunnoe of any sheep bank. :(

Anyway hor, Weiling's Ma Ma who is also a sheep btw, told me my hokkien name leh, she screamed it to Weiling's Dad that I am "Ang Kong Kia" :))))

WJ calls me a meh meh 仔.

I tot my name was Yang Yang. :(

2008-12-26T20:23:00.002+08:00

hehehe... everyone says i am overwhelmingly cute in my Santa outfit. =))

Thanks GGQQ!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-12-24T14:46:00.003+08:00

Hello everyone!

I was attacked by dragonflies from Vietnam yesterday afternoon when i went to visit Grace at the main office! :(

Anyway ggqq says i am a hemsem santa leh... desdragon must be envious of my outfit.

Anyway por por gave me a xmas gift! 3 yellow towels and an ang bao. Wonder if there is any meaning to her gift. Anyway hope i can buy some candy with the $$ before mommy steals it.

2008-12-23T09:00:00.002+08:00

MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-rrrry X'mas everyone!!!!

Arent i a lucky lamb? Ggqq bought this for me from thailand! There's even a little hole at the back of my pants for my tail! (when i eventually grow one!)

Anwyay grace says that i have a new fan from technology! Wonder who she is! Pls dun kidnap me while mama is out for meetings ok!

2008-12-21T13:33:00.003+08:00

Hello everyone! Look at what i got! Ang Hui Hui gave me a X'mas card!!! ehehehhe... Check out the pink donut scotch tape from 3M that i got! =))

Yesterday, mama went for a party at creator's house and i wasnt allowed to go because there was gg to be a doggy and a baby at the house and mama was afraid that i would be ripped to shreds .

I'm very excited about tomolo though! GGQQ is gg to bring me to my cadbury wheel at downtown east and give me a present too!! I cant wait to show u guys!

2008-12-09T10:36:00.001+08:00

Hello everyone!!!!!!

hehehe I've a couple of brain teasers for all of u!!

1. If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled?

2. Why do they call it a building when its already built?

3. If you try to fail but succeed, what have you accomplished?

4. How can someone draw a blank?

2008-12-07T20:18:00.002+08:00

Btw, desdragon is being attacked by lizards at his front door. Shh... Apparently , from what ggqq says, its cos of the office lizards that desdragon reported to their company secretary and all the lizard relatives are thronging his front door now!! Woohoo!

Wonder if he knows that lizards are related to dragons?

2008-12-07T17:12:00.006+08:00

Hello everyone.. for reasons that i mustn mention, i am in hiding and wouldnt be showing any fotos of me for time being. Yes i know my fan base is sad but u have to realise tml issnt an auspicious day for little sheep.

Anyway seems that i have a new fan from A*Star!! Howdy!! =))) I dedicate this post to u! :)))))

Hee.

Anyway Mama had a hilarious day today and i am in hiding so she recounted her day to me, anyway, it all started after mama's hot yoga class at Pure Yoga at Raffles Place. While we were waiting for Weeby snake to appear so that we could go lunch with Weiling & Weijian, mama got approached by a chinese lady who asked her to complete a survey. Gee. First of all, Why would pple conduct surveys at Raffles Place on a SUNDAY afternoon????

2nd, this survey asked " Which celebrity do you think is a good choice for endorsements for whitening products?" Weeby snake said i shd have responded " Michael Jackson"

3rd: : After we completed the survey , which mama gave all false answers and contact numbers and names, she gave us our momento --> An old and extremely worn phamplet on their salon's products. Wah lau. At least give a new phamplet lah!!!!

Anyway mama and weebs and the rest of the old gin gang went for Peranakan food at our favourite Peranakan Inn at Katong! Yummmmilicious!

I'm just a little nonYANG at heart. ;)

2008-11-29T22:39:00.003+08:00

Hi everyone!!

I was at Miss-U-Cafe & Bigeater @ Upper Changi Road today for my bday celebrations held in conjunction with Desdragon and Nai Niang's bday! Happy bday to all of us!!! =)

I still prefer the Labrador park salted egg crabbies though. But ah well, as long as everyone is happy. See, aint i an amicable little lamb?

Anyway Nai niang has a new child, after losing my good friend, Blue Dolph somewhere behind her shoe cabinet. Her name is Momen-Toh Sze Yang. We were suggesting Pohta-Toh, Toma-Toh, Defac-Toh. In the end, nai niang decided on Momen-Toh. Well, her first choice was New Zealand. Macham Paris Hilton, if u noe what i mean. New Zealand Toh sounds terrible. Anyway Desdragon is headed to my homeland soon and he's gg to get a black lamb for himself too... We've tentatively named him Rambu-Tan Ah Yang. Or Tan Swee Yang. We cant decide. He's gg to be the black sheep of the family and be an Ah Beng. This is fun, we feel like Angelina Jolie and the rainbow family of sheep.

Anyway Ggqq tot it was very funny to have me and Momen have a salt and pepper picnic. Momen keeps trying to steal my hat.

Anyway, I'm very sorry for cheating Desdragon of his winebook cos Mama and her friends have had a series of unfortunate incidences after the wine book saga. Mama lost her office keys, her peal ear-rings and her pedometer. But after i apologised to Desdragon on facebook and on SMS, we found all our stuff!! Amazing!! Mama's friends are having a series of weird incidences too. We , i mean, I promise never to play pranks on Desdragon again. *sniffle*

Anyway, y'all, have u guys found any jobs for me?? I still have some categories that i hope u guys will help me with:

Health care : Neck Rest

Information Technology: Mouse ergonomic wrist rest

Entertainment: Disney Mascot

Fashion: Chihuahua clothes model

Hope i can find a job soon to help Mommy. Cash is King!!!

Anyway, i am so sad abt the casualty in Mumbai =(( I wish there was World Peace and that everyone can just get along and people can be more tolerant of each other. =(((((((

2008-11-23T14:19:00.003+08:00

Hello everyone! Its my bday today!!!!!! And Desdragon issnt talking to me anymore , what a wonderful bday present!

Anyway, in view of the financial crisis and all, i decided that i musnt be a burden to Mama and i wanna find a job to support her since i am already all grown up. (I'm 5 yrs old!)

Here's my resume! Do help me find a job or recommend me cos mama and me cant live without our SKII, u noe.

Resume of Tan Yang Yang, Gorrillamb

Name: Tan Yang Yang, Gorrillamb.
Birthday: 23rd Nov 2002
Address: LoYANG (currently), previously Lor K

Education: Raffles Montessori Pre-School
Lambguages: Lamb, English, some chinese
Hobbies: Singing, Swearing, Sleeping, SKII

Suggestions for jobs: Sheepy toilet roll holder, Neck rest cushion, 1 ear muff, character for Disney?
Expected Salary: I wun get out of bed for <10,000>

How? If u guys find anything for me, do let me know!!

2008-11-19T13:47:00.001+08:00

Mama thinks this is very funny. She says Evolution. I donch get it. =(

2008-11-16T16:28:00.001+08:00

HEheheheh Desdragon got totally scooby dooed by me!! hahahahahahahahaahhahaahhaahahahahahah...

Anyway yesterday Mama went with her friends to this Minds boardgames cafe at Purvis street, and played Pictionary. Let's see if anyone can guess this award winning entry from Weebs:

Clue: This describes Desdragon right now!!

2008-11-15T22:12:00.003+08:00

Hello everyone!! I have many many things to update everyone!!! Hehhehhehe... First of all.... Its my birthday next sunday!! Happy pre-birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Yipppeeeee! <:o)

Anyway, meet my new friend, erm... Sheepy Toilet Roll holder that Weiling bought for me!! She says that she hopes he will inspire me to grow up to be useful. Wonder what she means. I'm gg to be leader of the world like o-bahhhhhhhhh-ma.

Anyway I have an exciting and touching story to tell u guys about what happened to me! One day, i went to Joo Seng Road and Mama told me that she was bringing me to see a very good friend of hers. I was feeling abit sad because i didnt win the prize frm Desdragon's contest so i was looking really reallie reallie erm.. sad. Anyway, mama decided to go to buy something and told me sit on the kerb and wait for her. Ok lor, so i waited there loh.

Then this person came along and i heard a voice saying " Why, little boy, why do you look so sad?"

Xiao gorr: Cos i didnt win a book. :'(

Person: Why, what an amazing coincidence! I recently won a book from an online contest. Hmm.. Since u're so cute, I shall give it to u, little boy!

Xiao gorr: REallie?!?!?! Yippppeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Oh, what's ur name?

Person: My name is Khimchee Wong.

Xiao Gorr: *thinking* What a blardee weird name.

Anyway! Here's me and my new book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm also organizing a contest..."Guess- K.Wong-Contest,-Desdragon!!"

Could it be...Contestant Number 1: Man who can read upside down?

Or Contestant number 2: Miss holding ticket lady

Or Contestant number 3: Man who can read at extremely close range?!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA.............

Happy birthday Desdragon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-11-12T12:03:00.001+08:00

Harlow everyone! Check out my new friend!!

2008-11-09T13:22:00.003+08:00

Ggqq and me & mommy went to watch Quantum of Solace and eat salted egg crabs yesterday!!! =))

When i grow up, I wanna be James Bond! I already have alot of practice being an action star cos pple are always beating me and up and smashing me into walls. I'm a survivor. =)

But i'm still thinking of being President of the United States also... I'm a big fan of O-bahhhhhhh-ma. Sigh. decisions decisions decisions.

Anyway ggqq challenged me to write a blog in chinese cos i spoke to her in chinese yesterday and she told me " U know chinese mehhh."

Here goes:

死肥龙，为什么你不要给我那本书? 臭陈死肥龙。

From: 聪明凌厉青春活泼可爱善解人意的小绵羊，陈杨仰.

2008-10-29T21:27:00.002+08:00

Hey everyone... do u noe that my bloggie is now 3 years old and 2 months??? I am only 5 yrs old this yr! I am such a child protege... I must have started writing at 1 year old!

(Yang ma ma: Gorry hasnt been doing too well at maths at Montessori)

2008-10-28T13:19:00.003+08:00

Hello everyone!!!

Bintan was a shitty experience!! Mommy wrote a terrible review on it on trip advisor;

http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g297718-d306860-r21218855-Bintan_Lagoon_Resort-Bintan_Riau.html

We're starting to sound as auntie as Desdragon. =(

Anyway at Bintan terminal, mommy lost her bag, which i was in!!! But i was a brave boy ok. I never cried. Mommy nearly cried though.

Mommy would have put my face on every milk carton in Indonesia!

2008-10-13T20:32:00.002+08:00

Por por is damn meeeeeeeeeeeannnnnn. :'(

WAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!!!!!!!

*SCREAM*

This morning, i was so sleepea cos i had waken up early to company mommy to work and por por had made a hot milo drink so i peeped at it but i fell asleep and hit my head against the cup. And then she smacked me for hitting the cup. wah lau.

Then i came home after a long day and she was marking composition papers for PSLE and then she asked me why my composition issnt there. I said, POR POR!! ITS THERE!!!

She said, "no its not. What name did u use?"

Me: " Gorry Tan"

She said, " No Gorry Tan, only got Orang-u-Tan, u put Gorry-U-Tan?"

Me: *trembling lower lip"

she said, " u're so gg to fail ur PSLE "

me: *WAIL*

*Sulk* I am sure no other grandmums are like this. *cry*

2008-10-10T08:09:00.001+08:00

FINALLY! A photo of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arent i a cutie pie! I wanna believe...

Anyway i am sooo gg to win a prize from desdragon's blog!!! Arent u proud of me!

2008-10-09T10:35:00.003+08:00

Hello everyone!! Whaahahha! Desdragon is having a competition on his blog!!

http://www.winedragon.blogspot.com

Hmm.. i shall irritate him and have a similar competition too!!! How about you folks write in 1 thing u dont like abt my blog and 1 thing u like about my blog and i will send u a bagful of pimples for the winner!!!

Unlike Desdragon's restrictions that it must be in singapore and counting the fact that i am in fact an international celambrity, i'm opening up the competition to everyone!! This means 1G2T can join in too and potentially win the bag of pimples!!! =))))

Write in soon! Hope to hear from u!

luff, me.
(Gorry. In case u guys dunnoe.)

2008-10-05T20:12:00.003+08:00

Hey 1G2T!!!! Especially for u, i shall try a new method...

Anyway, desdragon, Nai Niang, Kitty and GGQQ met for sunday lunch at 1 of ggqq's fav restaurants!!! Ju Shin Jung!! Anyway we had a mighty good time catching up cos Desdragon had single handedly boosted the American economy in 3 weeks of shopping!! Yippeee!

Anyway Desdragon went fishing for Hello Kitty for Kitty Ng today! It was 1 of those machine where u had to pay $1 for every attempt at catching a Hello Kitty. Actually Desdragon caught the kitty on his 2nd attempt but we were all screaming in excitement and we think the sound vibrations caused the kitty to fall off the catcher. But Desdragon caught it on his 3rd and final try! Yippee! Good for desdragon.

Desdragon bought me a Nike body bag. Shitty. :'''''''''((

Anyway Mommy's tenant spoilt her TV. :'((((((( shitty. We kinda miss Lor K now u noe. *cry* *sniffle* We had so many fun times at Lor K. Our new tenant keeps tripping the electric circuit. CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope that Mommmy earns lots and lots of $$ and we buy a new home soon. We're at Por Por's house now and Mommy thinks that Por Por is gg to charge us rent.

2008-10-04T21:14:00.003+08:00

*yawn*

I am so sick of having no fotos on my blog. This is all Mommy's fault for changing to an iPhone and its difficult to get fotos out now =(

*sniffle* I'm not turning into a camera whore, y'all!! If thats what u're thinking.

Mommy has been hibrnating away watching X files. I've been getting nightmares u noe. :((

Anyway i saw a rainbow on the way home yesterday!!! I hope the picture i attached here comes up...

2008-09-28T13:53:00.002+08:00

Happy birthday to Mama!!!! On thursday, Mommy and por por and gong gong and me went to ECP for seafood and gosh!! Cos of F1, the rates are higher!!! Sooooooo scary! We only ordered 1 white pepper crab, cold platter, steam prawns and Kang Kong (for me of cos) and the bill came up to 250 buckaroooos! yeeks!

Anyway mommy has been reallie busy as u can see and i've been attending Montessori classes and music lessons and other supplementary lessons and havent had time to update the blog =(

Anyway Desdragon is back from USA!! I hope he brought me lots of presents man!!!!!!

Ggqq is also gg to give me hundreds of hotel pens u noe!

2008-09-07T12:36:00.003+08:00

Hi everyone!!!!!

Its been a while, mommy has been busy running PIMS (Process Industry Modelling Systems), while i've been running PIMPLES for Anne and mommy's frens =))))

Desdragon is off to US for 3 weeks today!!! Yippee, noone to insult and beat me up for another 3 weeks... GGQQ is back from Taiwan too and we're gg to eat yummilicious steamboat at roxy this friday =))

Oh yah, i cant wait for the mid-autumn festival, otherwise known as the mooncake festival or the lamb-tern festival!! I hope ggqq buys me lots of mooncakes and lambterns!

2008-08-15T21:18:00.002+08:00

Hi everyone!!!

Check out Survivor HK man!!! It all started early morning at Changi when Nai Niang tried to murder me, i dun even noe why man.. =((( All i said was that whether could i put a smelly toufu in her Gucci bag. =( And i asked her where Dolph is. And she started to strangle me :(((

Here i am on Jetstar to HK, i can feel something creepy happening. I am like happily looking into the camera while Desdragon and Kitty are looking sinisterly at me :(

I dun care man, i love GGQQ! Only she never punch me. Anyway Mommy was very sick on this trip and she was infecting everyone on the plane. Hee hee. The person next to mommy covered herself in her blanket and turned away from us. I wonder why. We were only sneezing and blowing our nose the whole time.

Here we are on Star ferry and Nai niang is gg balistic again. What did i do man, i only piaked her on the head while she was not looking, i mean for fun mah,.... Has she never heard the "Piak Pple on the head while they are sitting in front of u" game? =((( Nai niang is such a kill joy u noe.

Here i am in Nai niang's pink Gucci bag... Actually its nai niang's very expensive tissue holder... While we were dripping ice cream and Krispy Kreme stuff all over ourselves, Nai niang whipped out tissue paper from this bag! heheheheh.

Here i am on the way to Macau... The ferry was realllie rocky and i got sea sick. So Mommy stuffed me into this cup holder so that i wouldnt get sea sick.

Yippee! Check out my spiffy Beijing Olympic flag!

I got hanged by Desdragon on the train to Disney!!!!! =)) I can be mickey!

2008-08-13T18:18:00.001+08:00

Hello everyone!! I am back from the Happiest place on earth, Disneyland!!!! =)))

Mommy, me, Desdragon, GGQQ, Kitty, Nai niang and Kiwilliam were in HK the past 5 days!! And we survived! I mean i survived!! I will tell u more abt my trip once i have rested but here are some photos first! I have Miqi laoshu!!! :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Anyway i have many hilarious things to tell u guys!!!

2008-08-03T19:58:00.002+08:00

Hi everyone,

Its such a sad sad sad sunday. =(

Mama is in a hygiene mode and went to wash her mahjong tiles cos it caused her to lose money and then i got washed too. I am so sad. :'''''''''''''''''((((

I am sitting in the sunlight and sunning my ass while por por and gong gong keep poking me. Anyway i cant wait to go to HK in 5 days time!!!!! We're gg with Desdragon, Kitty, GGQQ, Nai niang and kiwilliam =))))))) I cant wait to put a smelly toufu in Nai niang's LV bag. I hope she doesnt kill me. =(

Mama is so tired these days, we havent gone to the gym and for yoga for aeons!!!

2008-07-22T13:59:00.003+08:00

*wail*

Rachel gave me some new friends and they attacked me. MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

2008-07-16T01:27:00.001+08:00

Hey everyone , check out my hat that mommy bought for me in Venice! =)))

2008-07-15T02:25:00.007+08:00

Ciao! Hello Everyone! We're in Verona!!! Here i am, on the biz class to Geneva!

Yeah, continuing from our refugee from Paris, we flew from Rotterdam to London to Geneva and took the Golden Pass route thru the swiss alps to Zurich and then went thru the Italian alps to Milan and then to Verona!!! =))

Where do we start man!!! Our Golden pass trip from Geneva to Zurich was mighty tiring but its reallie fantastic considering its "free" with our Eurail pass! If u're ever considering what to do in Switzerland and to capture all the sights and delights of Switzerland, u can consider doing this!

http://www.eurail.com/1_scenic_golden_pass

Anyway we wanted to take the Bernina route too but sigh... didnt manage to. =(

Zurich was surprisingly un-Singapore like in spike of what everyone says. I thought it was pretty!!!

Anyway we had to change like 4 trains loh, lugging our luggage. Mommy's big luggage's wheel broke off. :'(

Here's Mommy's unhealthy lunch after 7 hrs of changing trains.

Our watch broke too and our boots. :'(

Poor us.

Anyway the next day we went to Verona!!! Mama mia!!! Italy is very pretty and Verona is exactly how u can imagine Romeo & Juliet's lives are like. They're sooooo..... haiyah, u just have to see it! =))

Here's the Italian alps.. I dunnoe man, after 2 days of looking at swiss & italian alps, after a while, i think they look like Kota Kinabalu.

The Arena! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verona_Arena

Super yummilicious Carbona spagetti!!

Anyway after teaching me shakesphere, mommy decided to teach me economics too! She bought 2 pairs of boots for 89 Euros, which initially cost 389 Euros!! And 1 bag that cost 175 Euros that originally cost 220 Euros and 1 coin purse for 18 Euros which originally cost 25 Euros. Plus we get tax rebate of 40 Euros. So she saved 692 Euros. And none if she didnt buy! =)))

If u dun like our theory, u can go jump off this bridge. =)

2008-07-08T16:23:00.002+08:00

Bonjour!!! Comment Allez Vous!!!???! =))))

We went to Paris over the weekend! Boy, was it elegant, beautiful and utterly breath taking!! Its the most beautiful city in the world!!

2008-07-03T19:12:00.003+08:00

Hello everyone!! Here is i, holding on to my pillow in the hotel room. I am so poor thing while mommy is not around =( Anyway everyone says i look like a drowned rat here.

Today Weiling told me that she thinks i'm not Harvard material, wonder what she means man, should i be applying for Yale instead? Ah well, as long as i can take the bahhhh exams.

Hey Miffy, i took a photo of ur creator here!

2008-07-01T22:24:00.003+08:00

I am so bored in Rotterdam. sniff sniff. There's nothing to see but lots of scheeps. (ships) But our dutch colleagues are bringing us to some nice little Dutch town later this evening and hopefully can see some things. heheh.

Mommy is in Moerdijk now and its a zoo loh. There are like many many seagulls next to the fields next to the chemical plants and they arent allowed to be touched cos they are protected by the NGOs cos they have nests there.

There's even a deer! And there's a field full of sheep grazing next to the chemical plant of Basell! hehehe. And there are swallows in the fields and geesh, i feel right at home u noe. =)))

Auntie Anne's bday was last saturday! We wish Auntie Anne a happy birthday! She taught me seagull language! She says, "Mike Mike" is Hello. And "Mike Mike Mike " is "You look like a chicken".

I am so proud of myself. I am a linguist!

We're gg to Paris this weekend!!! Yippppeee to see the Eiffel Tower!! Yippppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

2008-06-30T03:01:00.004+08:00

Hello everyone!!

I am a big boy! We missed the train to Rotterdam and i didnt cry at all! yeah! =)))))

Hee, u noe, everywhere that we go, Mommy and me keep seeing lambs. =)

Check out all of them at the chocolate factory!!

Here i am on the 1st Class Eurail, Inter City trains!! I really hate Mommy's new camera. I really look like a stuffed toy. *sulk*

2008-06-27T16:02:00.004+08:00

Hello everyone, Mommy and me are in Koln! (Cologne) No, i aint gg to bathe in Cologne ok! =(

The food in germany is mighty yummy! And i like the Cathedral , Dom in Koln! Did u know that there is a stained glass mural of St. Agnes who is holding a lamb?? Here it is!!

Mommy and me finally managed to bomb hiroshima, hehehe. All the frankfurters that we ate erm.... yeah came out as frankfurters too. (I ate the vegetarian ones in case u're wondering)

Anyway Mommy has been busy in the refinery at Wesselling, which is a really nice place with nice people. I didnt know the Germans were so frenly! :)

This is the schokolade factory/museum opposite our hotel!! There was one chocolate with a leaf called Hemp (hee hee), but being the law abiding lamb that i am, i didnt eat any ok!

Onion soup, potato soup and pig knuckles!

Dom!

St Agnes with the lamb!!!

2008-06-21T22:05:00.003+08:00

(I hate mommy's new camera, i look like a stuffed toy)

Day 2:

Mommy and me are jetlagged. =(
All cos we watched " Ah Long Pte Ltd, The Warlords, Atonement, The other Boleyn girl, Juno and Brothers"all in a row. We're tired... but i must say the biz class in SG is reallie spiffy man. We couldnt decide whether to use all the amenities and stay awake or sleep with the flat bed. 3 years ago, the chair cannot extend fully wan...

Anyway we reached Frankfurt at 830 pm and it still looked like it was 430 pm... Frankfurt airport not nice wan... Well, i guess nothing beats Changi. Yeah! Singapore pride! Anyway while we were waiting on the travelator for 2 inconsiderate Europeans to move out of the way, my mommy got her first "Japanese reference" liao, this European guy was commenting that its not like in Tokyo that the right hand side is sacred and everyone keeps to 1 side.

Anyway the autobahn was scaryyyyyyyyyyyyyy... everyone seemingly has a mercedes or a BMW and there is no speed limit!! It was scary man, the taxi driver was swerving his way around on the bends. =(

Our Frankfurt hotel is mighty nice and huge! Its the largest room i ever stayed in Europe! Last time in Europe, the rooms are so tiny! This time round, we have TWO rooms! 1 room is a work room with a couch and internet and work connections, the other room is the bedroom. Mighty nice!!!

The view from the room is a super wide view of the room!

ANyway apparently Germany won some soccer match or something and pple were like horning their car horns till like 2 am last night. Luckily Mommy brought ear plugs. But we're still tired.

We woke up at like 7 am today and went to walk walk. Here's our brekkie... this Apfel tart and coffee that Mommy tot it was a cheese and ham pizza thing. Cheh.

Anyway we walked and walked until we're so tired... We didnt know the famous Zeil street is just opposite our hotel! There was this market and Mommy ate 2 giant frankfurters! WIthout giving me any! There were so many things to eat but we didnt try much. Cos we couldnt read the German. :'(

Okie we will post the pictures another time...

2008-06-20T07:34:00.003+08:00

Day 1: Take off!!

Yipppeee! Mommy and me are gg to Europe today!!! Our first stop is Frankfurt and we will post many pictures and update this blog as we go along our month long "work trip" in case u miss me and Mommy! Hee.

We're leaving at the 145 pm plane today and will reach Frankfurt at 830! Ooops! I forgot to tell my Montessori teacher that i am not coming to school for the next month! But anyway i am a genius so i will be hotel-schooled in Europe. =)

We're wondering what to do in Frankfurt!!!! Mommy says we gotta find me some of those pig knuckles and beer! But i dun drink beer and pigs are my friends. Wonder who she is talking abt. We will post load of pictures soon! We came back to Lor K this morning just to take the USB connector to our camera ok!

See u guys soon!

2008-06-16T14:02:00.002+08:00

I am so upset with a certain alcoholic drink sitting in KL!

Some people have been using fake post its!!!! How can u!!!! I am gg to tell my creator and my creator will be so upset with u for not using 3M post its.

CREATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got pple never use proper 3M postits and are anyhowly buying fake stuff.

As the 3M celambrity , i shall educate u on why its important to have genuine 3M post its.

If you dont use 3M Post-its,

You will totally forget to do the most important stuff in life! Like submitting a report, buying a certain shares or even going to the toilet! A post-it helps u prioritize life!
How will department Away Days get conducted without Post-its?! How will people be able to "speak up" without Post its???!
You will completely lose the page that you were reading in a book! That's mighty upsetting u noe!!
How will Art & Craft projects get done?!?!?!?!? Fake 3M products dont hold as well and you dun have flourescent post-its, striped post-its, pink post-its, black post-its!
How will Creator earn a living if you buy fake 3M stuff!!!

2008-06-13T09:10:00.003+08:00

GGqq also told me a joke yesterday;

" 1 day, an Orangutan, ah meng and King Kong climbed a coconut tree, who got the banana? Noone!! Cos the coconut tree dun grow bananas!!"

hehehehe.

2008-06-13T08:38:00.003+08:00

I am such a sad little lamb :(

Today is UOP family day and desdragon and ggqq have gone to the zoo without me and my mommy. :'(
And they are gg to have KFC lunch and look at tigers and wolves and monkeys. Without me. *cry*

Sulk. I wanna goooooooooooooooooo tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. MOMMMMY wouldnt sign my consent form! She said i would climb into the tiger pit. I WUN CLIMB INTO THE PIT I PROMISE!!!!!!!!!! i just wanna peep at the tigers. :(

Yesterday Desdragon and Kitty and GGQQ and me and mommy went to the Sushi Tei at ECP!! It was a pretty nice place and the sushi was pretty yummilicious even tho i am not sure whether i am allowed to eat fish.

Desdragon was telling us a stupid story about his jeans

He said when he was young, he went to this temple with his mom and he was wearing jeans. Then they met a blind old nun there and then the blind old nun accidently touched his jeans and got an electric shock. After that the blind old nun brought his mom to 1 side and told her something. After that, his mom went home and threw away all his jeans. Cos apparently there was something "dirty" in his jeans So he never had any jeans since then.

Then ggqq and mommy and me were like, yeeks!! so scary!!!! Is it a true story?

Desdragon: No.

GGQQ & Mommy: *_*

Stupid desdragon! So next time if he tells u this story, remember its not a true story ok!

hee hee. We cant wait to go to Hong Kong!

2008-06-10T15:25:00.002+08:00

hehehe we're in The Economist!!!

=))))))

The Economist wrote an article abt 175000 pple taking the CFA exam on sunday !!! We're 1 of them! Ok so what we're a statistic? I wish the papers would stop following us around. The last time when we were in the papers was when they did an article about singaporeans gg to HK to watch a certain Tony Leung movie. Tee hee.

This reminds me of the time that i was in FHM also. Hee.

2008-06-08T22:21:00.002+08:00

Yippeeee MUMMY'S EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mommy is so gg to fail. But u'll all still love me and mommy right!!!! Anyway i wanted to save Mommy today by doing a "prison break" and go as Mommy's heavily tattooed "pencil case" but i think mommy would have failed it even worsely.

Anyway Por Por and Gong Gong came back from HK and bought me 3 clothes that were too small =(((((((( And then they called me fat. Wah lau.

Sigh.. Now that mommy's exams are over, what are we gg to do? Oh yah! We have to plan for our Europe sojourn!!!! Hee. We're going to Frankfurt, Koln, Rotterdam, Zurich, Verona, Milan and Venice!!! Yiipppeee.. I promise to update my bloggie with lots and lots of photos!

But meanwhile for the next 2 weeks, its time to chill! Time to go for Sushi Tei with Desdragon & GGQQ! And lots of hot yoga with GGQQ!! I hope ggqq can make it!

Yang Ma Ma: What a good experience the CFA was!! Even if i fail this time round, completely prepared to take the Dec paper =) Sigh.. what good omens actually.. 8th June ( 6/8/08 ), my candidate number was 6116568 and my seat number was 68!!!

Looking back, i am very glad that i took this CFA even though it turned out to be more challenging than chem eng! At the very least, i really need to stop thinking like an engineer and start to have finance , econs and commercial acumen and the CFA syllabus really tunes a person to that kind of thinking. People can be superficial sometimes, investment banking is 1 of the uses of this, but seriously, running the LP is not gg to generate income for me when i retire from Shell.

After chemical engineering, it doesnt really make me want to pursue it further but somehow the CFA can make u want to learn more... I actually got a couple questions correct when i recalled some articles that i had read in The Economist. I.e: In the long run, the skill of the portfolio manager is what differentiates 1 portfolio from another. (i.e: Alpha vs Beta)

I wun give myself too much pressure.. afterall, its been 4 yrs + 6 yrs working as an engineer and only half a yr as a commercial person.

Anyway the CFA exam procedures were so strict!! My pencil case got confiscated as we were only allowed pencils, erasers , the BAII plus calculators and our brain into the exam hall. We were expected to be seated by 836 am and the "late comers" were locked out till the paper started at 9 am. Poor fellas. Quite psychologically traumatising!

The mad rush for ur belongings was another lesson that i learnt and if i pass (or retake it in Dec), i definitely will just lock all my stuff in the lambmobile the next time and just bring my car keys. And definitely bringing ur own lunch was a blardee good idea.

Ahhhh... so tired but satisfying... having acquired some new found financial knowledge and perhaps can challenge Desdragon in future!! =)

A giant thanks to all my friends who supported me during this endeavor... U guys still love me even if i fail right!!!

In no particular order: Weiling, Weebs, Weijian, GGQQ, One-Gin Two Tonic, Guru "Heteroskedacity" Chee Seng and of cos the guy who provided me with much entertainment and much needed quotes during my lonely week in Marine Parade library last week: Desdragon! =)

KT: " Wah lau, i think i zou huo ru mo (walk fire enter demon) already, last night i dreamt of equities, fixed income, yields, derivatives."

Desdragon: "So technically, it was a wet dream."

2008-05-23T11:05:00.001+08:00

hehe.. catching up on my reading while mommy is studying..I stole francis' book to read =))